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Clutter catastrophe threat level: Imminent

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. Please install cabinets that lock in every available space in my house. The toddler in my life can now reach all of the drawers; if I have to stack the contents of one more drawer on top of everything else piled up on the available surfaces, the subsequent collapse will leave me likely to die of tragic suffocation by paper and craft supplies.

Beseechingly,
Nayad

PS - The bottle of peppermint schnapps can be found in the kitchen, above the refrigerator.

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bzdchris
Nov. 20th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
LOL
Ahhh, it's good "god" makes them cute, isn't it? (they really are beautiful children, you know. someday, you will be able to embarrass him with tales of yore in front of his girl/boyfriends - sweet revenge!)
rhonawestbrook
Nov. 20th, 2007 10:01 pm (UTC)
Yup.

I love you.
ex_maehymn
Nov. 21st, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
i love this. esp. the PS!! ha!! :D
medeine
Nov. 21st, 2007 09:30 pm (UTC)
oh, oh yes

my dear little toddler just drew on the carpeting

WITH 2 SHARPIES

argh

::empathic waves headed your way::
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