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Nayad's current story is a tricycle that secretes a sticky glue! It displays pornography.

Nayad's next story is a sock that traps small animals!

Nayad's best story ever is like a normal fishpond, but it can be used to deter muggers.

Nayad's best friend is a TV remote control that can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds and makes virtually no noise whatsoever.

The secret to understanding Nayad is a wafer-thin plastic sheet that can bring down an elephant, believes itself to be self-aware and can be taken apart and reassembled in thirty seconds.

The best gift to send Nayad is a chocolate bar that keeps children amused!*

When Nayad is cranky, the best thing for it is a WAP device that makes you invisible, is used by the US military and uses the Google API.


Go to The Prior Art-o-Matic to amuse yourself thusly.


*A thoroughly true statement.

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rhonawestbrook
Jan. 29th, 2008 06:53 pm (UTC)
Nayad's current story is a tricycle that secretes a sticky glue! It displays pornography.

LOL!!!!

I was just here wondering if anyone has ever looked out their car window to see a woman pass them on a tricycle, peddeling furiosly with her children on her back......
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