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Totally serious poll about your preferences

Poll #1129414 Totally serious poll about your preferences

I prefer:

more roller derby.
13(43.3%)
more boyfriend.
17(56.7%)

I think it needs:

more cowbell.
11(36.7%)
LOTS more cowbell.
12(40.0%)
less cowbell.
2(6.7%)
no cowbell. Why is everyone so damn hot for cowbell?
5(16.7%)

This poll:

is totally righteous.
5(16.7%)
is messing with my mind.
3(10.0%)
will alter the course of human history.
4(13.3%)
is obviously the product of mad genius.
14(46.7%)
makes me want to do my own personal happy dance.
4(13.3%)

I declare my allegiance to:

pirates.
4(13.3%)
ninjas.
1(3.3%)
Nayad.
1(3.3%)
the flying spaghetti monster.
1(3.3%)
pirates AND the flying spaghetti monster.
9(30.0%)
cowbell.
0(0.0%)
roller derby.
0(0.0%)
boyfriend.
1(3.3%)
Lucille Ball.
2(6.7%)
nothing. I am a nihilist; I believe in NOTHING.
4(13.3%)
The Big Lebowski, in general.
1(3.3%)
Groundhog Day.
4(13.3%)
my cellular phone.
0(0.0%)
yer mama.
1(3.3%)
LOTS more cowbell.
1(3.3%)


Bonus essay question (choose one):
In the comments:
a. Describe the importance of cowbell in your personal worldview.
b. Discuss how the flying spaghetti monster has touched your life with its noodly appendages.
c. Suggest a question for the next poll.
d. Tell me anything you feel like sharing about your preferences.

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grubbyfox
Jan. 29th, 2008 06:49 pm (UTC)
Cowbell has contributed greatly to my life. When I graduated high-school, my family members all rang cowbells when it was time for me to receive my diploma. I inherited the maternal family cowbell from my mom when I graduated from college. So I have great memories of cowbell. Cowbell equals accomplishment and accolade.

In my adult life, I find that cowbell helps me to set the rhythm of my day. I wake up to my cowbell alarm clock, and go downstairs to boil eggs using my cowbell eggtimer. It also seems to be a great deterrent to drunks, when I'm on the bus. It's wonderful for keeping the cats from scratching the couch, too, though it does leave them nervous for the rest of the day.
nayad
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:07 pm (UTC)
I find that it also serves as a soothing accompaniment to family meals.
fullygoldy
Jan. 29th, 2008 06:54 pm (UTC)
I found the noodly appendages of the flying spaghetti monster to be the perfect texture of al dente, and bathed in a scrumptious marinara, they also filled my belly with delicious glee. Not all spaghetti is worthy of monsterhood, but the flying spaghetti monster always brings nourishment.
reannon
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:13 pm (UTC)
I'm ashamed to say this poll made me Google. Okay, I knew about "too much boyfriend, not enough roller derby," but "cowbell" stumped me. So I googled "boyfriend roller derby cowbell," surely the strangest Google today... and got... THIS POLL.

May I steal the first question of your poll for my own nefarious uses?
nayad
Jan. 29th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Steal away! We must clarify this issue of boyfriend v. roller derby by any means necessary.
aenodia
Jan. 29th, 2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
Cowbell is very important because how else would I know when someone got Pokeno.
The flying spaghetti monster has not flown my way.

Next question What is your favorite kazoo song?

Edited at 2008-01-29 10:14 pm (UTC)
naughtyaelf
Jan. 30th, 2008 12:55 am (UTC)
Dreamfields low carb pasta came to me in a dream as a gift of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - all hail his noodly goodness! With a nice ground beef and alfredo sauce, of course. Black olives would be nice, too.

Strange question of the day (it being freezing blizzard outside my window right now):

If you could get your tounge stuck to anyone, who would it be and why would you choose that person?
nayad
Jan. 30th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
Well, putting aside the squicky factors of how and why one might get one's tongue stuck to someone, I would choose Johnny Depp and hope that would mean I'd have the opportunity to fondle him a bit. I think the reasons should be obvious.
busman1994
Jan. 30th, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
The Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages touched me byhaving balls of tasty NON- Meat, a feat only possible with his super powers.

When you ask a question like # 3, you need to have an All OF the Above answer. It's hard to choose just one! And I don't pander to pollsters by swearing allegience to them, but that question of getting my tongue stuck to someone... that I could answer!
bzdchris
Jan. 30th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
a. After seeing the cowbell skit on SNL, I cannot listen to "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain without falling apart in laughter. All of rock and roll was changed for me that day.

b. The flying spaghetti monster may not have touched my life, but it did touch my tongue and my sense of taste has been restored. It's a miracle!

c. I think the next question should be, "What would you do to get an active toddler to take a nap?" "Slip him benadryl" should be one of the options.

d. I suddenly feel like my decor is incomplete without a cowbell. It would certainly be incomplete without the boyfriend. Roller Derby? Meh.
owlface1
Jan. 31st, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
i don't know what you want from me! but mmmm spaghetti
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