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Your bass, let me rage about it.

Dear Driver Behind Me,

I applaud your determination to achieve the goal of Total Hearing Loss by the age of thirty. However, I do not share that goal, so I ask that you keep the pounding bass on your bad-ass stereo to a slightly less extreme level. I will let you know that my ears have stopped bleeding by ceasing to give you the finger.

Enjoy your future deafness!
Nayad

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greyduck
May. 2nd, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
Mmmm, the joy of tinnitis. May he enjoy it soon.
suibhne_geilt
May. 2nd, 2008 07:04 pm (UTC)
Sonically activated land mines. I want to design and patent them.

They'll only blow when the sound is within a certain pitch range (that range encompassing both the $5,000 subwoofer in the $500 car, and "loud pipes save lives" motorcycle exhaust), above a certain volume.

Thus, when I'm trying to sleep, in my first floor bedroom in my corner-lot house down the street from a biker bar, I will be able to eliminate the bar's patrons and the random bassholes from my neighborhood, but police cars, ambulances, and fire trucks that need to use my street will be able to get through.

norton_jaybush
May. 2nd, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
It is a universally accepted truism that music played way too high on car stereos is invariably shit music and the player a brain dead moron! Nobody ever played nice music too loud.
las
May. 2nd, 2008 08:25 pm (UTC)
Wait, we did! We were driving through the parking lot of a redneck WalMart and we just CRANKED the Mussorgsky.

It seemed like the thing to do at the time.
fingle
May. 2nd, 2008 11:48 pm (UTC)
I've done Beethoven's Ninth at full volume! It's fun to sing along at the TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! Bagpipe music, too, but that's just to be weird.
hntrpyanfar
May. 2nd, 2008 08:00 pm (UTC)
Sadly, he probably already is going deaf. What a jerk!

The ear bleeding line caused me to lol. :)
owlface1
May. 3rd, 2008 04:38 am (UTC)
also it might be nice it people didn't use high beams on the beltline.
aenodia
May. 4th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
I want someone to invent a remote that I can press to cancel the sound when these people are next to me on the highway. Most of them have the bass cranked up so high all you can hear is thrumming.
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