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Important Religious Questions

Poll #1203758 Important Religious Questions

Does belief in Ceiling Cat cause insult to Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Yes.
7(17.5%)
No.
33(82.5%)

Is it morally and spiritually acceptable to serve both Flying Spaghetti Monster and Ceiling Cat?

Yes.
33(80.5%)
No.
8(19.5%)

Do you believe that Flying Spaghetti Monster is in league with Basement Cat?

Yes.
13(31.7%)
No.
28(68.3%)

Comments

( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
keith_m043
Jun. 12th, 2008 12:20 pm (UTC)
sampling question
is this survey aimed at just the ppl on your friendslist? or a wider segment of humanity/readers of the net? i.e. is posting a link to this survey in my journal acceptable?
nayad
Jun. 12th, 2008 12:29 pm (UTC)
Re: sampling question
It's a public survey, so link away! :)
keith_m043
Jun. 12th, 2008 12:35 pm (UTC)
Re: sampling question
k thnx :3
keith_m043
Jun. 12th, 2008 12:47 pm (UTC)
I answered no on question 3 because I don't believe that the Cellar Cat exists, rather it was created as an excuse for Ceiling Cat worshippers to run Pastafarians out of town and take all their meatballs.
delazan
Jun. 12th, 2008 02:22 pm (UTC)
Please tell me I can post this survey on my blog.
-L.
nayad
Jun. 12th, 2008 02:23 pm (UTC)
I thoroughly encourage all links to this poll. :)
oakwind
Jun. 12th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
It is obvious that the Spaghetti Monster is in league with the Ceiling Cat as people something throw pasta at the Ceiling to see if it will stick. And I suspect the Basement Cat is merely a variant of the Ceiling Cat that lives on the Basement Ceiling.
fingle
Jun. 13th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
I think Basement Cat is cool!
ksatyr
Jun. 13th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)
Blasphemer!
I can't believe you'd give credence to this obviously false cat-based religion. Clearly the only true god is pasta based (may we be touched by his noodly appendage.) And how dare you then attempt to associate our beloved FSM with an evil, underworld basement-inhabiting, cat-based false god! Clearly your morals are of less value than those of... of... of... Microsoft! May you be forced to endure an un-patched version of Vista on an under-powered machine in the eternal pit of OS despair for your sins.
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