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Public Service Announcement

Dear Wisconsin Drivers:

1. Drive somewhere around the posted speed limit, won't you? Going ten or more miles an hour under the number on the sign is meant for hazardous conditions. Talking on your cell phone and driving is arguably hazardous, I'll give you that, so perhaps you could pull over, finish the call, and let we the unfortunates behind you get on with our lives.

2. If you aren't one of the slow drivers, perhaps you're the other kind. My nemesis, the tailgater. Imagine my glee when I'm stuck behind a slow driver, unable to pass, while you drive your impatient self right on up to my bumper and attempt to penetrate my vehicle. No means no, jackass. And I'm not slowing down to piss you off; I'm slowing down to leave space to stop in case the leader of this little parade slams on the brakes. This may save you a ticket and many costly repairs. Consider CHILLING OUT.

*ahem*

Speaking of chilling out, I believe that there's a beer with my name on it in the refrigerator. You've driven me to drink, people. To drink!

Sincerely,
Nayad

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ex_maehymn
Jul. 10th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
dude, what has been UP with the tailgating recently? and the slow driving? you called it. am so sick of people crawling up my ass on fish hatch while the asshats in front of me pick their noses. or talk on their cellphones. or both at the same time. gah. DRINK!
nayad
Jul. 11th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
Seriously! I've been noticing tailgating way more often lately. Bad driving is the new trend for all the cool kids, apparently... :P
owlface1
Jul. 11th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC)
also, it seems that more than the average number of people are driving around with their brights on, like on the beltline. (which btw makes me slow down by about 10 mph)
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