Nayad Monroe (nayad) wrote,
Nayad Monroe
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Five Easy Steps to Perfection

Step One: Identify office.

Step Two: Shovel out loads of non-office stuff.

Step Three: Set up office in functional and visually appealing manner.

Step Four: Work and prosper in office.

Step Five: Manifest all dreams, acquire fully-deserved recognition as Genius, transcend into glorious Superbeing.


It's good to have a plan.
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