1997

Bewigged.

No wig, but plenty of hair dye.
2000

With Shelley (named after Percy)
The following photos were taken after I'd consumed at least three chocolate martinis (note the enhancement of my affectionate nature):

With Lisa

With Lisa and Aimee, who was grabbing my ass!

With Bill and Aimee

With Bill
*Thoroughly nostalgic remarks averted*