Nayad Monroe (nayad) wrote,
Nayad Monroe
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Clutter catastrophe threat level: Imminent

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good girl this year. Please install cabinets that lock in every available space in my house. The toddler in my life can now reach all of the drawers; if I have to stack the contents of one more drawer on top of everything else piled up on the available surfaces, the subsequent collapse will leave me likely to die of tragic suffocation by paper and craft supplies.

Beseechingly,
Nayad

PS - The bottle of peppermint schnapps can be found in the kitchen, above the refrigerator.
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