I prefer:
more roller derby.
13(43.3%)
more boyfriend.
17(56.7%)
I think it needs:
more cowbell.
11(36.7%)
LOTS more cowbell.
12(40.0%)
less cowbell.
2(6.7%)
no cowbell. Why is everyone so damn hot for cowbell?
5(16.7%)
This poll:
is totally righteous.
5(16.7%)
is messing with my mind.
3(10.0%)
will alter the course of human history.
4(13.3%)
is obviously the product of mad genius.
14(46.7%)
makes me want to do my own personal happy dance.
4(13.3%)
I declare my allegiance to:
pirates.
4(13.3%)
ninjas.
1(3.3%)
Nayad.
1(3.3%)
the flying spaghetti monster.
1(3.3%)
pirates AND the flying spaghetti monster.
9(30.0%)
cowbell.
0(0.0%)
roller derby.
0(0.0%)
boyfriend.
1(3.3%)
Lucille Ball.
2(6.7%)
nothing. I am a nihilist; I believe in NOTHING.
4(13.3%)
The Big Lebowski, in general.
1(3.3%)
Groundhog Day.
4(13.3%)
my cellular phone.
0(0.0%)
yer mama.
1(3.3%)
LOTS more cowbell.
1(3.3%)
Bonus essay question (choose one):
In the comments:
a. Describe the importance of cowbell in your personal worldview.
b. Discuss how the flying spaghetti monster has touched your life with its noodly appendages.
c. Suggest a question for the next poll.
d. Tell me anything you feel like sharing about your preferences.
- Current Mood:My toddler will not take a nap
Comments
In my adult life, I find that cowbell helps me to set the rhythm of my day. I wake up to my cowbell alarm clock, and go downstairs to boil eggs using my cowbell eggtimer. It also seems to be a great deterrent to drunks, when I'm on the bus. It's wonderful for keeping the cats from scratching the couch, too, though it does leave them nervous for the rest of the day.
May I steal the first question of your poll for my own nefarious uses?
The flying spaghetti monster has not flown my way.
Next question What is your favorite kazoo song?
Edited at 2008-01-29 10:14 pm (UTC)
Strange question of the day (it being freezing blizzard outside my window right now):
If you could get your tounge stuck to anyone, who would it be and why would you choose that person?
When you ask a question like # 3, you need to have an All OF the Above answer. It's hard to choose just one! And I don't pander to pollsters by swearing allegience to them, but that question of getting my tongue stuck to someone... that I could answer!
b. The flying spaghetti monster may not have touched my life, but it did touch my tongue and my sense of taste has been restored. It's a miracle!
c. I think the next question should be, "What would you do to get an active toddler to take a nap?" "Slip him benadryl" should be one of the options.
d. I suddenly feel like my decor is incomplete without a cowbell. It would certainly be incomplete without the boyfriend. Roller Derby? Meh.