I prefer:
more roller derby.
13(43.3%)
more boyfriend.
17(56.7%)
I think it needs:
more cowbell.
11(36.7%)
LOTS more cowbell.
12(40.0%)
less cowbell.
2(6.7%)
no cowbell. Why is everyone so damn hot for cowbell?
5(16.7%)
This poll:
is totally righteous.
5(16.7%)
is messing with my mind.
3(10.0%)
will alter the course of human history.
4(13.3%)
is obviously the product of mad genius.
14(46.7%)
makes me want to do my own personal happy dance.
4(13.3%)
I declare my allegiance to:
pirates.
4(13.3%)
ninjas.
1(3.3%)
Nayad.
1(3.3%)
the flying spaghetti monster.
1(3.3%)
pirates AND the flying spaghetti monster.
9(30.0%)
cowbell.
0(0.0%)
roller derby.
0(0.0%)
boyfriend.
1(3.3%)
Lucille Ball.
2(6.7%)
nothing. I am a nihilist; I believe in NOTHING.
4(13.3%)
The Big Lebowski, in general.
1(3.3%)
Groundhog Day.
4(13.3%)
my cellular phone.
0(0.0%)
yer mama.
1(3.3%)
LOTS more cowbell.
1(3.3%)
Bonus essay question (choose one):
In the comments:
a. Describe the importance of cowbell in your personal worldview.
b. Discuss how the flying spaghetti monster has touched your life with its noodly appendages.
c. Suggest a question for the next poll.
d. Tell me anything you feel like sharing about your preferences.
