

Dear Cats, Thank you for delivering freshly-caught rodents to our doorstep. Gee, that's sweet, and it shows what valuable hunters you are. Also, I…
Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year. Please install cabinets that lock in every available space in my house. The toddler in my life…
Dear Emotional State, I do not like you. Sincerely, All that is rational in me *** Dear Sense of Humor, No one else in here is interested in…
Dear Cats, Thank you for delivering freshly-caught rodents to our doorstep. Gee, that's sweet, and it shows what valuable hunters you are. Also, I…
Dear Santa, I have been a very good girl this year. Please install cabinets that lock in every available space in my house. The toddler in my life…
Dear Emotional State, I do not like you. Sincerely, All that is rational in me *** Dear Sense of Humor, No one else in here is interested in…