Total: 23,200 words.
Current short story (working title "H.D.N.V"): 3,200 words.
In other news: Okay, all three of the kids have taken their turns at the vomiting, and I have to give them kudos for proceeding in an orderly manner, one child per day, and even adjusting their schedules so that two out of three of them got it out of the way in daylight hours (thanks, Universe!). I feel that if we must have a triple-child-vomit scenario, this is the best outcome we could hope for. Now we wait and see which parent succumbs first. I'm going to guess that the one with the iron stomach who handles the majority of the icky laundry is the more likely candidate (that would be me).
I'm sure that's way more than you ever wanted to hear from me on that subject, and I do apologize.
I'll throw this out there--the Torchwood episode with the traveling show people? Dumbest episode EVAR. I'll bet my four-year-old could write more compelling television!