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Note to my feline companions

Dear Cats,

Thank you for delivering freshly-caught rodents to our doorstep. Gee, that's sweet, and it shows what valuable hunters you are. Also, I never knew that it only took a swarm of about a dozen flies to make that buzzing noise you hear in the horror movies. Good to know. But I wonder if I could persuade you to drop them off behind the garage, maybe down the hill and into the woods a bit? That way they'll keep longer, in the shade. They tend to bloat up in the sun there by the front door. That would be great.

Thanks!
Nayad

PS - Oh, and I'd love it if you left their heads on their bodies, just to keep things tidy. xoxo

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fingle
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:37 am (UTC)
One of our cats used to arrange rat parts in a line on the front porch. One morning it was: A tail, a left hind foot, a nameless internal organ, and half a head, with the glassy eye staring reproachfully at the door as I opened it and looked down.

It was straight out of The Godfather.
nayad
Jul. 18th, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
I think you were living in dire peril.

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