Nayad Monroe (nayad) wrote,
Nayad Monroe
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Note to self: important safety tip

Dear Self,

1. Never eat a banana on an empty stomach.

2. Never take a vitamin on an empty stomach.

3. Never, EVER eat a banana and take a vitamin on an empty stomach.

If you do that again, your stomach will turn itself inside out and then run away from home. That is all.

Ever so sincerely,
The Wisdom of Experience
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