I would rather:
read a snappy rant about what's wrong with writers claiming that they can only "write long" when creating short fiction.
11(52.4%)
read an earnest attempt to help writers who believe that they can only "write long" when creating short fiction.
6(28.6%)
indulge in the self-flagellation method of my choice.
4(19.0%)
do something else that I will explain in thorough detail in the comments.
0(0.0%)
Note that you may not get your wish, but I look forward to reading your answer.
